Geordie Spaces

Researchers at Newcastle University have released the results of  recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in Newcastle Brown Ale.

Geordie Men should take a concerned look at their brown ale consumption. The theory is that beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) and that Geordies who drink to much Brown ale eventually turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 bottles of brown each within a 2 hour period.

It was then observed that an amazing 99% of the Geordie test subjects:

1.) Gained weight
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn’t drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize even when obviously wrong

Kind of proves the theory really

You know your a Geordie if

1. The metro is a train & somewhere where you can buy stuff
2. You used to or still do pray to the Gods Shearer, Keegan or Robson
3. You often end some of your sentences with “man” or “like”
4. You’re not taking the mickey when you say “Why Aye Man”
5. If your a lass Cheryl Cole is your idol and if your a lad you think ”she’s alreet her like“
6. If your under 30 Alan Shearer was your idol when you were growing up
7. You often buy a Greggs pastie for your breakfast or dinner
8. You don’t wear a coat to go out clubbing in the toon (Newcastle) even if it’s snowing or raining
9. You know  the word “Canny” has more than one meaning  
10. You love Chip Stotties
11. If your a girl you sometimes drink pints through a straw
12. Ganning clubbing in South Shields makes a refreshing change
13. You visit the Tynemouth Sea Life Centre at least once a year
14. Your mam or dad used to party on the Tuxedo Princess
15. You order gravy with your chips and nobody thinks it’s weird
16. Banter means you can totally slag someone off but no-ones allowed to get upset
17. It’s normal for you to say “Ye Alreet” to everyone (even strangers)
18. Unlike the rest of the UK you know the difference between Mackems and Geordies

Ye Nah What A Mean Like !!