Researchers at Newcastle University have released the results of recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in Newcastle Brown Ale.
Geordie Men should take a concerned look at their brown ale consumption, because a new theory suggests that because the beer contains female hormones (hops contain phytoeostrogens) Geordies who drink to much of the popular ale eventually turn into women.
To test the theory, 100 men were given 8 bottles of brown each within a 2 hour period.
2.) Talked excessively without making sense
3.) Became overly emotional
4.) Couldn’t drive
5.) Failed to think rationally
6.) Argued over nothing
7.) Had to sit down while urinating
8.) Refused to apologize even when obviously wrong